Birthday Itinerary

TO THE WORST PICKLEBALL PLAYER EVER

A carefully curated itinerary designed to maximise enjoyment, optimise relaxation and deliver an unforgettable birthday experience. Over the course of the program, participants will engage in a series of strategically selected activities, premium eating experiences and high-impact leisure sessions, all designed to achieve the best birthday experience ever. Your schedule has been optimised. Your experience has been curated. All that’s left to do is sign up. One spot remaining.

CURATED BY THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER

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Client satisfaction

*based on predicted likely results

2-4

October

two night stay

Roadmap completion0 / 4 milestones shipped

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Directions

The five-phase itinerary framework

A proven methodology, refined over vigorous planning sessions and extensive research by our professional Events Coordinator and CEO, Eliza Doan.

Phase 01 · Discovery
Pick-Up
1 PM 5 Lauren Lane, Sunshine West
Onboarding begins. Client is collected, seated, and briefed on the day's roadmap.
Phase 02 · Awareness
Brunch
1:30 PM Rudimentary
No napping. Mandatory stop for carbs and coffee.
Phase 03 · Consideration
Hot Springs
4 PM Peninsula Hot Springs
Hot springs, because even really really really bad pickleball players need to reset before their next loss.
Phase 04 · Activation
Mystery Activity
7 PM
No questions allowed or else participant may risk loss of DUPR points.
Phase 05 · Conversion
Hotel Check-In
8 PM Hotel Sorrento
Check-in so that participants can play league all night JOKES.